It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
Dolly Parton
One of the minor
joys one may experience when returning from la
Grande Fumée is the simple pleasure of being reminded how the importance of
the smaller things in life swells in the more remote outposts of
civisilisation.
And so it is with my homecoming to the Blue Mountains, 100km west of
Sydney, having chortled up the Great Western Highway in my latest acquisition,
a tart red 2003 Maserati Cambiocorsa, procured after a year cajoling the upper
echelons of the NSW Health System to part with substantial sums in consultancy
fees for my modest participation in planning new health services.
Imagine the small
but unalloyed delight upon my return then in realising there was a vista of
excellence in this World Heritage-listed expanse of which I’d hitherto been unaware.
A pleasure pure indeed, for that panorama of loveliness is not one of nature,
but of human endeavour – the award known as the Blue Mountains Citizen of the Year.
How could this
until now have escaped me? Well, there’s a clue in the nomenclature. Each year, on Australia Day (or
Invasion/Survival Day, as our indigenous cousins have it), local councils
around NSW announce their choices for citizen
of the year. These coincide with citizenship ceremonies, where those
originating from all corners of our still Blueish Planet plight their troth to
the Wide Brown Land.
While the term
‘citizen’ originally meant "inhabitant of a city," (from the 12th
century Old French citeien, meaning "city-dweller,
town-dweller”) it acquired in the late 14th century the sense of
"inhabitant of a country". Now
of course, and for some time, it is only nations
that have citizens. Yet local government is a construct of state legislation,
with very restricted geographic and legal status.
So, in fact for the
Blue Mountains Council, or any other local government entity, Citizen of the
Year is a misnomer. The award should in truth be called the Blue Mountains Resident of the Year. As well as being
accurate, this would handily convey the ineffably prosaic nature of this, the
tiniest of gongs.
Why do I say that
these are teensy, weensy awards?
Well, apart from
almost no-one (until now) knowing of their existence, one just needs to cast a
critical eye over the calibre of recipients. And the sparsely evaporative
publicity they receive.
Recent bushfires? Oh yes, I see – the October
2013 bushfires.
During those bushfires Rebecca contacted deaf
locals in the area to ensure they were safe, and filmed herself interpreting
every update that was posted by RFS via Facebook and YouTube. (Why does this
conjure in my mind a sort of antipodean Christopher Guest parody, a la Waiting for Guffman, but of community
volunteers, rather than amateur thespians?)
But I digress. For the deaf people who did
not have FB access, the Cramped videos were sent via email and SMS. Rebecca, we
are told, ensured during the fires that the Blue Mountains deaf community had
access to RFS updates in Auslan (the sign language of the deaf community in
Australia), and was the only interpreter to do this voluntarily.
Unfortunately, we weren’t told how many deaf
people benefited from this service, and especially how many relied solely or
principally on Ms Cramp’s altruistic interventions; rather than, say, checking
their Smartphones or tablets or computers for news, or watching TV with scrolling text; or
texting or emailing family, friends, colleagues or neighbours; or…so on.
Bek’s efforts in making Auslan videos of
every RFS update, which was done on an hourly basis, also led her to
connections with the RFS at Warrimoo (not to be confused with Winmalee) where
she managed to get their support for Auslan interpreters to be included in
every RFS live TV update.
Gee. So the RFS hadn’t heard of Auslan or thought
about deaf people before Bek’s intercession (despite the preponderance of deaf
signing in countless public broadcasts around the world).
Alas, the image appears
only on a Facebook page and not in an article…Pity. Oddly, too, the deaf folk in
the publicity shot are outnumbered 3:2 by those with comparatively unimpaired
hearing. For a full blown Blue
Mountains media event (ie an article
in the local rag), we need to go back a year to the award for the small but trim
Sergio Rosato, principal of the St Thomas Aquinas Primary School.
Signor Rosato (either named
after a light Rosé wine from Italy,
or a member of a family with an historically prominent surname and its own
crest) received the honour after winning praise in the same October 2013
bushfires for leading 550 students from the Springwood school to safety while
his own home was burning at Winmalee
Now this does seem on the face of it to be a
noteworthy and selfless act. Not only did it precipitate a proper (if only
local) newspaper piece but, unlike Ms Crampe (from the Old French for cramp), Mr
Rosato actually received his award at the first opportunity after the fires, in
January 2014.
By contrast, Ms
Kramphe (to use the Germanic spelling, which is related to kramph, meaning "bent, crooked") had to wait over a year
– almost as if it were for a belated second
prize in the local Bushfire altruism awards. And she only received it then,
I hazard, because in the intervening 12 months nothing of much moment transpired
and no-one else of even trifling interest had been nominated.
* * *
Life's
like a play:
It's not the length, but the excellence of the acting
that matters.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
So all this invites the question; what, if anything,
might be local award-worthy?
Zombie Special Effects Workshops were held,
we are told, with local children and students from Lithgow High School, who
then went on to do a shoot for a zombie movie. The Zombie Fashion Show featured
Lithgow youth in zombie make up and costumes and was hosted by Mayor Statham,
no less.
What is it about Lithgow that tells me Zombies is just
right? And yet, as meritorious as fashion
and make-up for the living dead doubtless are, I have a feeling that we in the
cultured Blue Mountains can trump even that. So here are a few suggestions for
future Blue Mountains Resident of the
Year awards of whom we could be justly proud – some of whom you may have
heard of, or even know:
1.
David Stratton, AM – Film critic and television
personality (Stratton – a
name from various places in England, from Old English straet or ‘paved
highway’, ‘Roman road’ + tun ‘enclosure’, ‘settlement’)
·
Emigrated
to Australia from England in 1933, just after the introduction of talkies (oh,
alright, it was really 1963) and directed the Sydney Film Festival from 1966 until 1983
·
January
2001 – Awarded the Centenary Medal for Service to Australian
society and film production
·
March
2001 – Appointed with the Croix de
Commandeur of the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres for his
services to cinema, in particular French cinema
·
Co-hosted
SBS’s The Movie Show from 1986 to
2004 and the ABC’s At The Movies from
2004 to 2014, when he retired at the age of 75
I mean, seriously, if he’s good enough for all these,
what’s the problem with a pissy little resident of the year award? And he’s pretty
old: we should award him something local before it’s posthumous.
2.
Adrian d’Hagé AM, MC – Retired military officer and
novelist (D’Hagé – of
unknown origin. Hage or Haag is an east Frisian town and Den Haag is a Dutch
surname. As it rhymes with Targét, possibly
a somewhat pretentious Francification)
·
Served
in the Vietnam War as a platoon commander (with the Australian Army, not the
Vietnamese), where he was awarded the Military
Cross
·
1980
– Awarded the National Medal and served as Director of
Joint Operations for Defence
·
1990
– Promoted to Brigadier, Head of Defence Public Relations
·
The
author of five published novels: The Omega Scroll (2006),The Beijing Conspiracy
(2008); The Maya Codex (2011); The Inca Prophecy (2012); and The Alexandria
Connection (2014)
·
Most
importantly, also completing a degree in Wine Science.
Geez, thus guy could march on in anytime for Blue
Mountains Resident of the Year. He
looks a bit younger than Stratton, so he’d probably beat him in an arm wrestle,
if they needed a wrestle-off.
3.
Tony Trimingham, OAM – Founder and former CEO of
Family Drug Support (Trimingham –
English, origins unknown; a Norfolk place name suggests it may be a
habitational or origin surname – does not necessarily connote that one is trim)
·
Formed Family
Drug Support (FDS) in 1997 after losing his son to a heroin overdose and
becoming frustrated by the general apathy and ignorance of his own experience –
FDS was formed after holding a public meeting with hundreds of people attending
·
A 10 Pound Pom,
he arrived in Australia in 1968 and worked for 30 plus years as a counsellor,
group leader and psychotherapist
·
In 1999 awarded
an Australian Day Medallion by the Alcohol and Other Drugs Council of Australia
for outstanding achievement in the reduction of alcohol and drug related-harm
·
Named as one of
20 Compaq Computer Community Stars in December 1999 for his selfless dedication
to community work
·
In December 2001
the Australian Drug Foundation presented him with an award for the overall
Outstanding Individual Contribution to the Field of Alcohol and Drug Education
·
In April 2004
awarded The National Rolleston Award by the International Harm Reduction
Association in recognition for his outstanding work in supporting families
·
In 2005 honoured
with an Order of Australia award for his work in the community and in August
2005 presented with an award from the Humanitarian Society for his work in
Social Justice
·
In June 2008
Tony was a joint winner of the 2008 Prime Ministers award for Excellence and
Outstanding Commitment to Drug and Alcohol Endeavours
·
Author of Not
My Family, Never My Child: What to do if Someone You Love is a Drug User, published
in 2009.
·
In 2009 he was a
NSW finalist in the Senior Australian of the Year Award and a 2010 Australia
Day Ambassador
Mon
Dieu! I thought the Blue Mountains Council loved
volunteers. Have they really passed this guy over? If so, is it because his
work is all about yucky drugs and addiction? Or is he a dud arm wrestler?
Seriously, if you want to recognise people who give to the community, match
this.
4.
Larry Buttrose – Writer and comedy producer (Buttrose – of unknown origin; Butt, possibly Old English for thick end, or Germanic for flatfish,
or from the old French bot for liquor
barrel, or early 17th C, the target of a joke, or perhaps, w Rose, for
the renderer of spanked buttocks)
·
Published
a collection of poems, One Steps Across
the Rainbow, in 1974 at the age of 21, a major collection of poetry, The Leichhardt Heater Journey in 1982,
and co-edited the Number 3 Friendly
Street poetry anthology with Peter
Goldsworthy
·
In
the 1980s performed in comedy at the Gap Cabaret (which he co-founded) and
Sydney Theatre Company’s Wharf Theatre, and produced Comics in the Park at the Harold Park Hotel
·
Wrote
radio plays for the ABC – Santo
(1986) and Complaints (1993) – and contributed
to a variety of journals and radio shows over the years
·
Works
for the stage include Pallas (1987), Kurtz (1991), and a stage adaptation
of Don Quixote,
as well as co-writing the hit musical Hot Shoe
Shuffle (1992) and Complaints
(1996)
·
Author
of travel books The King Neptune Day
& Night Club (1992), and Cafe
Royale (1997) aka The Blue Man,
and the novels The Maze of the Muse (1998)
and Sweet Sentence (2001)
·
In
2004 collaborated on the memoir of Michael
Hutchence, Total Xcess, followed
by Tales of the Popes (2009) and the
satirical graphic novel, Finding the
Shelf Within (2009)
This guy hasn’t got an AM, or even a more modest OAM.
No National Medal or Centenary Medal or Military Cross or Croix de Quoi Que either. Plays
squash and badminton, so not sure how he’d go in an arm wrestle. But
what’s wrong with a Blue Mountains Punter of the Year award?
Well, there we have four perfectly suitable nominees;
the last of which appears to have received naught in the way of honorary awards
or recognition. And I could go on…so I will. In no particular order, here are
another six local worthies – there are doubtless more, and I’m not even
counting ex-politicians – who have, as far I know, thus far been ignored by the
Blue Mountains Council on Invasion Day each year:
5.
Tiriel Mora – Actor (Mora – from German Jewish, Morawski; itself from the
Polish place name, Morawy [for Moravia, in the east of the Czech Republic], thus
providing 50% of his distinctive vocal timbre and solid visage)
·
A
total of 65 film and television credits since 1984, including four in 2015 alone (so even in middle age
he’s doing pretty well)
·
Best
known for his TV role in Frontline,
as the hard-nosed journalist Martin Di Stasio; and in the film The Castle as the local solicitor,
Dennis Denuto, featuring in the memorably amusing scene in which he dictates a
letter and then turns around and types it up
Seems to play Italian-Australians quite a lot, which
is a little odd given his mother, the well-known artist Mirka Mora (nee Zelik) is French born and his father
was of German origins. Looks like he could arm wrestle with aplomb. Surely a
trifling local recognition wouldn’t hurt his career?
6.
Jody Graham – Artist (Graham – Scottish surname, originally derived from
the English place name Grantham, which probably meant "gravelly
homestead"; Clan Graham had territories in both the Scottish Highlands and
Lowlands and fought in the Scottish Wars of Independence.)
·
At
the core of her practice is drawing (including with charcoal, but not with
gravel as far as one knows) – she enjoys the directness of plein air sketching on site as the basis for larger works in the
studio and loves to make candid pen studies of people in public places
·
Participated
in over twenty-five solo and group exhibitions across NSW since 2003, and the
recipient of 16 art awards in that time, with works held in five public collections
·
Probably
the finest artist based and/or working in the Blue Mountains – improving year
by year and with every exhibition
Slender physique suggests arm wrestling might not be
her long suit; would also probably be faintly embarrassed with a nomination for
the Blue Mountains Minor Personality of
the Year Award, especially as, despite retaining local property, she for
now lives mostly in Inner Sydney.
7.
Ian Swift –Artist and sculptor (Swift – from the Middle English, nickname for a rapid
runner, often given to a messenger or courier; alt. from the Irish, anglicisation
of the Gaelic, Ó Fuada [or Foody], meaning hasty or rushing)
·
Renowned
for his ability to create unique sculptural works – utilising recycled
materials and commonly discarded items such as industrial moulds and patterns,
furniture parts, wood, plastics – often simultaneously humorous and pointed in
their commentary
·
Participated
in over thirty solo and group exhibitions across NSW since 1990, and the
recipient of seven art awards
·
Featured
in Sculpture by the Sea eight times since its inception in 1997 and produced a
range of art publications, not to mention much vengeful wildlife and many
quixotic dogs
Not sure how hasty he is; but Swift is highly
productive and doubtless quick-witted. Arm wrestling skills unknown, but he’s a
country boy who can turn his hand to all manner of materials. Give him a break
– hand him a gong before he fabricates one of his own…
8.
Stephen Measday – Author and scriptwriter (Measday – meaning and origin unknown; possibly from
the Old English, meaning ‘meaning and origin unknown’)
·
In addition to
being an award-winning scriptwriter, has written novels for children and young
adults, including the Simon Savage and Bacon series that have been published
internationally
·
At sixteen he
was appointed ABC correspondent for Crystal Brook, in South Australia and as a
youth co-founded the poetry magazine Dharma (later titled Real Poetry) with his
friend Larry Buttrose (see above)
A genteel chap, unlikely to triumph in many arm
wrestling competitions; but an affable and faintly scruffy Labradoodle of a
writer and chair of the local amateur theatrical group who might well be mildly
chuffed with an admittedly insignificant parochial award.
9.
Claude Hay – Blues/roots musician (Hay
– Scottish and English: topographic name for someone who lived by an enclosure/enclosed
forest; from Middle English, hay(e), heye (Old English (ge)hæg; Clan Hay played
an important part in the history and politics of Scotland; alt. may be a
habitational name from various places named Haye; nothing it seems to do with
feeding horses
·
From Katoomba,
so a true local artist – looks the part too with long muso-like hair, funky hat
and on-line pictures of him plucking guitars and playing sundry instruments
·
Perhaps the
world’s ultimate soi-disant Do-It- Yourself musician – forges his live
sound on the back of looping technology, which allows him to create a band vibe
without the band – very popular in the Netherlands …is also in a band of actual
live musicians, the Gentle Enemies
·
Albums include Kiss
the Sky (2007 - Independent), Deep Fried Satisfied (2010 - Ingot
Rock) and I Love Hate You (2012 - Independent [Australia], 128 Records
[Rest of World])
·
Deep Fried Satisfied elicited very positive reviews in the USA, with
Hay charting in the Top 10 of the Billboard Blues Chart in 2010
·
Won the Best
Male Vocalist Award at the Australian Blues Music Chain Awards in 2013
As a younger artist, maybe an encouragement award
of some description might be apt. Best Local Rising Talent of the Year,
perhaps? Does the Blue Mountains Council go for this kind of thing? Hope he’s a
canny arm wrestler, as he may be in wrestle-off with no 10:
10.
Matt Drummond – Film-maker and special effects
artist (Drummond – from a Scottish
placename meaning "ridge"; also a Highland Scottish clan – legend has
it that the first nobleman to settle in the village of Drymen adopted the name
of the parish and this evolved into Drummond. However, not all Drummonds are
noble.)
·
A local Leura
lad, although also spends time carousing in his villa in Vanuatu (except when
cyclones are forecast)
·
A big year in
the last 12 months with an Emmy award for documentary work on the History
Channel, collaborating with various palaeontologists (mind you, he didn’t
bother turning up to accept it, as he ‘wouldn’t board a plane to LA for
anything less than an Oscar’)
·
Now esteemed
after the successful launch of his first feature film, Dinosaur Island,
which he wrote, directed and co-produced, and for which he produced the special
effects
·
The film’s main
claim to fame is the modern research and imagination Drummond employed to
revolutionise the way filmmakers look at – now very colourful and
partly-feathered – dinosaurs
·
Blue Mountains
Mayor Greenhill, who attended the premiere, was moved to opine that ‘Matt and
[co-producer] Megan Williams have shown us that creative industries are very
much where the Blue Mountains is going’
·
The film has
been sold to 60 countries around the world and the self-taught visual effects
pioneer already has finance for a sequel, and another feature film – big things
are now expected of Drummond; though he hasn’t yet moved up into the Zombie flick
market, and I understand he is still to purchase his first Maserati
Will another award help? Oh, a nomination can’t
hurt. After all, he might turn up to receive it if he only has to drive to
Katoomba. If it came down to an arm wrestle, however, he would almost certainly
be disqualified: he is an inveterate cheat, and has been slapped in the past
for tickling.
PS You will note that just the first three of my
nominations have received Australian Awards and only one is in the main a
volunteer. Of the six non-recipients other than Mr Drummond, who, I wonder, is
not doing creative work that is very much where the Blue Mountains is, or
should be, going?